BROWNIES. COOKIE DOUGH. OMG. Not only that, but
triple chocolate brownies. This is a recipe I came up with while stoned at about 2 am last night. I make no apologies. For, like the best stoner desserts, this one was fucking epic. Did I mention that it's also WHEAT FREE/GLUTEN FREE/GRAIN FREE, and can easily be adapted to be dairy free or paleo? Also, LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE!
I came up with these when I was craving chocolate, and luckily I already had several sources of chocolate on hand (stoner, remember?). The result was TRIPLE CHOCOLATE brownies, made with a chocolate bar, cocoa powder, and chocolate chips. So. Much. Chocolate. The chocolate bar I had on hand was a Green & Black's 85% cacao. You can easily replace this with unsweetened baking chocolate, in which case you should increase the sugar to your own tastes.

The recipe I'm posting here is a bit different from what I actually did, since it turns out Sober Me doesn't like her brownies quite so sweet, so I've reduced the amount of sugar. Regarding sweeteners, I try to avoid regular white sugar, as well as artificial sweeteners like Splenda. I have to admit though that I am not 100% off of white sugar. Baking for myself allows me to control the sugar in my sweets, and the sweeteners I've found to work for me include honey, maple syrup, and coconut palm sugar. I don't really like stevia or agave, but for others they may be appropriate sweetener choices. Honey, maple, and palm sugar are all carbohydrates, and they have calories, so be aware of that. Honey, maple syrup, and coconut palm sugars are lower on the glycemic index than regular white sugar, meaning they won't spike your blood sugar as much. Having even blood sugar is crucial to maintaining or losing weight, since your energy levels will remain steady and you won't experience the insulin spikes that trigger the body to hold onto excess weight. These sweeteners also contain trace minerals and enzymes that aren't present in regular white sugar. If you really want a nutritious sweetener, try experimenting with blackstrap molasses. It contains a hefty dose of iron and calcium, making it a great food for vegans looking to close the nutrient gap.
For this recipe I've used coconut palm sugar. Its texture and malty flavor make it an excellent substitute for brown sugar. Since it was 2 am and I didn't want to wake my roommates, I mixed the icing by hand, but had circumstances been different I would've used hand-held beaters. The icing won't get fluffy enough to justify using a standing mixer, so I recommend a hand-held one. If you don't eat butter, I recommend replacing the butter with 2 TBSP coconut oil plus 1 tsp butter extract.
Here's the recipe.
For the brownies:
2 eggs
3 oz dark chocolate
1/3 cup cocoa powder
1/4 cup coconut palm sugar
3 TBSP coconut oil
1 tsp vanilla extract
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp baking powder
1/2 cup chocolate chips
For the icing:
1/2 cup cashew butter
1/4 cup organic, grass-fed butter (salted is fine)
3/4 cup coconut palm sugar
1 tsp vanilla extract
1/2 tsp baking soda
salt to taste
chocolate chips for topping
To make:
Break the chocolate bar into pieces and microwave until melted. At 20 seconds, take it out, and stir, repeat for another 20 seconds, until chocolate is melted. Meanwhile, in a separate bowl, whisk the eggs, vanilla, salt, and baking powder until frothy. Slowly incorporate the egg mixture into the melted chocolate, adding a little at a time and stirring well so that the egg doesn't cook in the chocolate. Once the egg mixture and chocolate are mixed well, mix in the cocoa powder. The mixture will be thick; add the coconut oil little by little until it achieves the consistency of batter, then add in your chocolate chips. Fill mini baking cups 2/3 full with the brownie batter, and bake at 350 F for about 12 minutes.
Meanwhile, make your icing by beating together the cashew butter and butter. Add the dry ingredients when the butters are mixed, then set aside. Since we're dealing with saturated fats, know that if you put this in the refrigerator it may become too hard to spread.
Frost your brownies when they're cool, and top with more chocolate chips.
There are only three because I ate the rest.
SO, the question of course is "are these healthy?" To be honest, if you ate 100% clean 100% of the time, the only dessert you'd eat would be the occasional piece of fruit. I know I personally cannot live like that. I also know that even when I was in the depths of my eating disorder, when I weighed 80 lbs,
I still ate dessert every single night. So it is possible to eat sweets and be thin as long as you don't over do it. With this recipe, the goal is not a healthy dessert, but rather a
healthier one. By replacing the flour in the brownies with cocoa powder, you save a ton of carbs and calories and get a dose of antioxidants. With most sweets, you get an insulin spike followed by a sugar crash, causing fatigue and unhealthy cravings. By using coconut palm sugar rather than table sugar, these brownies will have less of an effect on blood sugar (than normal brownies would), meaning you won't experience that blood sugar roller coaster. Since we are using real chocolate (and a lot of it), plenty of fat, and real-food sweetener, these brownies satisfy even the strongest chocolate cravings. I've tried a lot of "fake" desserts, and guess what? They always leave me wanting more. Avoid bingeing by allowing yourself to eat REAL food, not the fat-free flavor-free packaged garbage marketed as "diet food." The ratio of fats here is good too. They contain mostly saturated and monounsaturated fats and very little polyunsaturated fat (which potentially causes inflammation).
Nutrition Info for 1 mini brownie with icing (recipe makes about 16)
calories: 226, protein: 4g, fat: 8g saturated, 4g monounsaturated, 1g polyunsaturated
2 grams of fiber, about 11% DV for iron